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At last, i'm glad you found your way to this page. By taking the time to ensure you know how to use your transmogrifier, your experience can be much more enjoyable for both your family, your friends, and yourself. |
RULE #1:
A transmogrifier is a delicate piece of equipment. Cutting holes as to observe the transmogrification process can be extremely dangerous. Avoid it at all costs. If your transmogrifier has developed a hole or weak point in the casing, call us and we'll replace it for a small fee.
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RULE #2:
Before you transmogrify yourself or others, make sure the box or area the person is in is large enough to accomodate their new size. |
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RULE #3
If you transmogrify a person or animal without their knowledge and consent, the process can be obstructed, retarded, and thus, fail. This could result in their demise, so please, avoid trapping and transmogrifying your enemies. |
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Rule #4
There is no rule #4. Please refer to rules 1-3.
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